Monday, 28 June 2010

Soho House Berlin - Great, Who Wants To Go There??


Greetings,

Italy: GONE. France: GONE. South Africa: GONE. The heavyweights are mucking it all up while England cock it up like a Shimon Defrind Wedding Speech. It's a glorious time to be alive.
For the duration of MNF Didge is giving us the inside track on all the best MNF bets, so why not have a cheeky punt?
Finally, to celebrate MNF's smallest player (Paul Chilli) being at Glastonbury when he should be working, we've got a signed menu from the DEwogfrind Wedding to give away to the best goal tonight. Look at it here. It's classy, and worth money..

Enjoy the game...and don’t for get your arrears (marked with an X!)

Darks

1. Ginbag
2. Max
3. Didge
4. Dave Jones
5. Cooper x1
6. Warren
7. Perilly x1
8. Dave Lee x2

Lights

9. Damon
10. Dan Reese x2
11. Ratzger
12. Robert x1
13. Ian Chapman
14. Chilli
15. Silver
16. Lloyd

Friday, 25 June 2010

Shimon DeWogfraud


Morning!

World Cup. Wimbledon. US Open. Lionel Messi. Roger Federer. Some Irish dude. Sport is everywhere! Infiltrating all of our lives like a thick fog. Dictating the structure of everybody’s day like a diary that can think and talk and loves gambling. Creating office rivalries you never knew existed and will disappear as soon as it’s all over. Rivalries like football vs tennis. Except, of course, that’s not a real rivalry. Only middle-aged mums like tennis, but everyone in the world likes football. Apart from Nicolas Anelka. And MNF’s newly married Shimon DeWogfraud. He likes cheeseboards and lie-ins. And also Mykonos and now shopping.

Anyway: want to win one of 16 places of next weeks MNF that has 9.9/10 in a online poll and is therefore quite literally almost certainly ‘pretty good’?. Although not as good as my party in my room last week in Vegas....(pic below) Good luck you guys. You crazy guys. Soccerette Anyone???